The hubby and I are babysitting our godson, who is about 5 years old. When his mom comes to pick him up, he tells his mom he has to “pee”. We send him off to the bathroom, so he doesn’t have to hold it all the way home. He runs upstairs and we hear him running water after a bit. As he’s coming down the stairs, we have the following conversation:
Me: Did you wash your hands?
Hubby: Did you wash BOTH hands?
Godson: (smiles) oops. (runs back upstairs)