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Grandma Knows Best

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Sitting around way back when—- my mom, HER mom (about 80 years old at the time) and my 8 year old self:

Grandma: You know the difference between a whore and a slut? At least the whore is smart enough to get paid for her    services. A slut just gives it away for free.

Mom: (screams) MOM!!!

My 8 year old self: (confused) what services is she getting paid for?

Mom: GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW AND PLAY!

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3 thoughts on “Grandma Knows Best

  1. LOL.
    Grandparent stories are the best. And some, like this one, are classics.
    Hey, maybe it’d be a good idea for a best seller; a compilation of all our most outrageous grandparent gems.
    May we all live long enough to add to the collection.

  2. That sounds like a great idea, Steve….I bet there are tons of hilarious grandparent stories!

  3. The answer for the 8-year-old: garage rental.

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